Casa de Alex

On Friday I saw a stray cup of coffee in the PAC so I picked it up like a good citizen who wants to discourage littering but on my way to a trash can outside I accidentally tipped it a little bit and coffee spilled on my hand and on my phone AND IT WASN’T EVEN MY COFFEE and now my phone still smells like some other person’s previously drunken coffee.

April 6, 2013 at 8:47 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note

buenas noches <3

aw!

Buenas noches~

Text me when you actually go to sleep.

It’ll make me smile.

will do

Oh, but you don’t have to.

girl logic: do (x), it’ll make me happy.

Alright I’ll do it,

you dont have to do it, but hey it’ll make me smile, so if you dont do it, I wont smile and you will feel like shit for not doing so even though I told you it would.

trap spotted

diffused

win

I’m laughing so much

side objective completed

February 3, 2013 at 10:54 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note

#amusing #conversation #girl logic

theloniouswanderlust:

librarysexual:

so lance armstrong cheated, big deal

he’s still the first person to bike on the moon

the trumpet player?

Post by librarysexual (via paigeworld)
January 22, 2013 at 12:27 PM | Post Permalink | 11,257 notes

#hahahaha #amusing #accurate #the accuracy #i can't

obamainthetardis:

auto-alchemechanicist:

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

I’M LITERALLY CRYING.

AHA ASDFGHJKL

(Source: nomadichead)

Post by nomadichead (via paigeworld)
January 6, 2013 at 7:22 PM | Post Permalink | 197,470 notes

#omg #aha #amusing

Post by sirhughlaurie (via sirhughlaurie)
December 21, 2012 at 10:10 PM | Post Permalink | 327 notes

#im crying i cant #allison cameron #jennifer morrison #House M.D. #sex #lol #amusing

i ought to stop making these but there’s something awfully therapeutic about it

i ought to stop making these but there’s something awfully therapeutic about it

(Source: stabla)

Post by stabla (via paigeworld)
December 8, 2012 at 4:09 PM | Post Permalink | 111,700 notes

#amusing #me #single

theaveragethinker:

Just hangin out with my bestie

Post by theaveragethinker (via theaveragethinker)
December 7, 2012 at 6:39 PM | Post Permalink | 4 notes

#amusing #franco #drama

just type in your full url then go read your text posts don’t ask questions just do it

lol omfg i am so amused

(Source: xoxoladyloki)

Post by xoxoladyloki (via sirhughlaurie)
December 6, 2012 at 1:47 PM | Post Permalink | 40,670 notes

#omfg #amusing

(Source: getdownyoulittlepancake)

Post by getdownyoulittlepancake (via sirhughlaurie)
December 6, 2012 at 1:36 PM | Post Permalink | 35 notes

#omFG #I CAZNT IM DONE #huddy #amusing #thug

amajor7:

it’s getting harder and harder for me to find which essay i’m looking for.

ahahahaha omg

Post by amajor7 (via thrulaughterandtears)
December 6, 2012 at 1:33 PM | Post Permalink | 47,682 notes

#amusing

sykies:

will you be my girlfrien? there’s no d now because you’ll be getting it later.

Post by sykies (via sirhughlaurie)
December 6, 2012 at 1:24 PM | Post Permalink | 57,290 notes

#amusing

dem-yaoi-hands:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos

those are our children

your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!

Post by rampant-noodle (via sirhughlaurie)
December 6, 2012 at 1:24 PM | Post Permalink | 134,797 notes

#amusing

yao-i:

Ring around the rosie

A pocket full of posies

Ashes, ashes

1/3 of the European population gets obliterated by the Black Death

(Source: owaree)

Post by owaree (via paigeworld)
October 27, 2012 at 8:41 PM | Post Permalink | 83,233 notes

#amusing

ronaldteasley:

saygoodbyerebelspy:

The plaque reads:

Tribute to Gaston
An extravagantly generous gift
to the humble people of my village
from Me, Gaston

(Source: ofthebottomlessblue)

Post by ofthebottomlessblue (via hoenessa)
October 26, 2012 at 2:27 AM | Post Permalink | 25,216 notes

#lol #amusing #disney #gaston #kanye #kanye west

themarvelousm:

nepeter:

one day im going to hire a prostitute and just tell her about my feelings

(Source: shalrath)

Post by shalrath (via fadical)
October 23, 2012 at 10:05 PM | Post Permalink | 40,115 notes

#amusing #lololol