Casa de Alex

Post by sirhughlaurie (via sirhughlaurie)
December 21, 2012 at 10:10 PM | Post Permalink | 420 notes

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

Post by espeonchan (via ohtarantino)
December 14, 2012 at 5:14 PM | Post Permalink | 228,025 notes

#lol #accurate #school

Buddy: Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?...

Michael: GO AWAY.

Post by ashleysintheincrowd (via ashleysintheincrowd)
December 1, 2012 at 9:42 PM | Post Permalink | 14 notes

#elf #Will Ferrell #best #quote #adorable #movie #lol #christmas #christmas time #me

ronaldteasley:

saygoodbyerebelspy:

The plaque reads:

Tribute to Gaston
An extravagantly generous gift
to the humble people of my village
from Me, Gaston

(Source: ofthebottomlessblue)

Post by ofthebottomlessblue (via hoenessa)
October 26, 2012 at 2:27 AM | Post Permalink | 27,084 notes

#lol #amusing #disney #gaston #kanye #kanye west

how-ya-derrrn:

don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

Post by how-ya-derrrn (via minoroddities)
October 23, 2012 at 9:45 PM | Post Permalink | 79,702 notes

#lol #amusing #accurate #Halloween #October

Post by niknak79 (via paigeworld)
October 22, 2012 at 9:30 PM | Post Permalink | 9,895 notes

#lol #cute #amusing #game #arc

wunderkiste:

thesilentsleeper:

if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me

call me by my name

send me porn

type like you’re having a mental breakdown

that’s it

but don’t do that out of tumblr

don’t send porn to people you wanna be friends with outside of tumblr

(Source: seisans)

Post by seisans (via failuresandfuckups)
October 19, 2012 at 1:17 PM | Post Permalink | 125,011 notes

#lol #amusing #arc

dopemotherfuckers:

hhhahahahhahahhhaha omgomgomg

(Source: pregaym)

Post by pregaym (via hoenessa)
October 16, 2012 at 10:48 PM | Post Permalink | 83,762 notes

#lol #amusing

Post by amychowmein-deactivated20130422 (via davidextension)
October 10, 2012 at 6:27 PM | Post Permalink | 94,675 notes

#lol #amusing

buntainsimpson:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

(Source: stevebrule)

Post by stevebrule (via hoenessa)
October 6, 2012 at 6:53 PM | Post Permalink | 229,247 notes

#lol #amusing

foxnewsofficial:

getting sent nudes is like cooking your own meal you could just buy a quick meal that everyone could buy or watch porn that everyone can watch or you could work for something and feel like you’ve earned it and it’s so much more personal and meaningful than watching sasha grey suck another dick

Post by foxnewsofficial (via foxnewsofficial)
October 1, 2012 at 3:15 PM | Post Permalink | 31 notes

#lol #amusing #cute #nudes #arc

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Post by la-fantome (via wargonthewall)
September 29, 2012 at 11:26 PM | Post Permalink | 44,600 notes

#memorize that shit #indeed #lol #clitoris