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hannanigans:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS


rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.


i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I tried so hard not to reblog


I laughed so hard omg

hannanigans:

aaamaaazooon:

LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH

WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS

I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT

FIRST OFF LET’S START WITH THE PACKAGING

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THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS

image

rub me on your body

ALSO IT’S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT

image

IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF

I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING.

image

i’m so fucked up

AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE

I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT’S NO WONDER LISA FRANK’S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE’S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.

IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT’LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT’S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT’S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER

0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN

I tried so hard not to reblog

I laughed so hard omg

(Source: braingremlin)

Post by braingremlin (via lisaedelstein)
October 27, 2013 at 9:47 PM | Post Permalink | 252,848 notes

So I’m sitting in my room listening to Justin Bieber on my ipod and my mom calls saying her friend has tickets to his concert on Friday omg is it lame that I’m excited

January 22, 2013 at 1:21 PM | Post Permalink


This really happened

This really happened

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commanderinqueef:

using your boner to paint

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November 11, 2012 at 6:09 PM | Post Permalink | 3,878 notes

let-them-talk:

LOOK AT HOW AWESOME OUR POSTERS ARE

let-them-talk:

LOOK AT HOW AWESOME OUR POSTERS ARE

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Post by lisaedelstein (via rustscohles)
October 23, 2012 at 8:21 PM | Post Permalink | 8 notes

statics:

i swallowed your cum you can text me first

lol pretty much

or at least answer me when i text you.

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September 26, 2012 at 8:47 PM | Post Permalink | 39,647 notes

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August 30, 2012 at 8:50 PM | Post Permalink | 13,434 notes
#arc #me #omfg

theoctopusfactory:

This is my human. When human is fussy, I just pet it like this.

As you can see, human is calm.

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April 22, 2012 at 10:16 PM | Post Permalink | 560,397 notes

davidextension:

breathingallery:

notchoco:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

waylandblack:

thatweirdofangirl:

raws-al-ghul:

katelynscarlett:

raws-al-ghul:

katelynscarlett:

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you are not the Avatar. you are not even an airbender. the fire nation would have you under their thumb cat.

…I recognize this cat as the next Avatar, for after Korra there will be no need for a human avatar and the feuds between rivaling cat clans will be in need of a hero.

 Long ago, the four cat breeds lived in harmony….

Then everything changed when the Manx Nation attacked.

Only the tabby, a mixture of all four breeds, could stop them. But when the world needed him most…he vanished.

One hundred years passed, and my internet friends and I discovered the new Tabby, a hairball bender named Mr. Fluffykins.

and although his hairball bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.
But I believe Mr. Fluffykins can save the world.



*Dramatic music…*

 Book 1: Hairball
Chp 1: The hairball bending temple

davidextension:

breathingallery:

notchoco:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

waylandblack:

thatweirdofangirl:

raws-al-ghul:

katelynscarlett:

raws-al-ghul:

katelynscarlett:

getoutoftherecat:

get off of there cat. you are not the Avatar. you are not even an airbender. the fire nation would have you under their thumb cat.

…I recognize this cat as the next Avatar, for after Korra there will be no need for a human avatar and the feuds between rivaling cat clans will be in need of a hero.

 Long ago, the four cat breeds lived in harmony….

Then everything changed when the Manx Nation attacked.

Only the tabby, a mixture of all four breeds, could stop them. But when the world needed him most…he vanished.

One hundred years passed, and my internet friends and I discovered the new Tabby, a hairball bender named Mr. Fluffykins.

and although his hairball bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.

But I believe Mr. Fluffykins can save the world.

*Dramatic music…*

 Book 1: Hairball

Chp 1: The hairball bending temple

Post by getoutoftherecat (via davidextension)
January 1, 2012 at 7:17 PM | Post Permalink | 9,790 notes

malcology:

pokinsmot:

chelseachiodos:

A little backstory to this clip before you watch it:

Will Smith’s father abandoned him and his mother when he was a child, and when Will was finally getting into show business and making a name for himself, he tried to sneak his way back into his life like nothing happened. Will co-wrote this episode, and James Avery (Uncle Phil) said “this scene was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to shoot in my life. Every emotion, every word.. that was Will”

Will was actually supposed to play it off and then walk away, and there was originally an alternate scene that was supposed to happen, but he actually completely cut out what was supposed to be said, and did all of his own dialogue. The hug at the end of this scene is completely genuine, and this was a stepping stone in Will’s career where he started to take on the “do what feels, sounds, and looks right” approach to his acting.

I remember watching this.. I don’t believe in much, but Karma is one thing I do believe in. Something terrible happened to Will (In the show and real life) at such an early age, and he in turn becomes a superstar. You go Will.

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I like to be called Alex. I have a strong Portuguese heritage. I'm eighteen and still trying to find my place in the world. I'm working on giving more structure to my life. I've fallen in love with the nature of words. Music is a distraction from life. I thoroughly enjoy surrounding myself with positive people. When I love, I love hard. I believe in God. (:








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