Casa de Alex

How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.

Post by leadmetoeternity (via failuresandfuckups)
January 23, 2013 at 9:48 PM | Post Permalink | 191,083 notes

obamainthetardis:

auto-alchemechanicist:

“HONEY”“WHAT”“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”“WHAT”“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”“WHAT?!”“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”“I NEED THEM”“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

I’M LITERALLY CRYING.

AHA ASDFGHJKL

auto-alchemechanicist:

“HONEY”

“WHAT”

“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”

“WHAT”

“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”

“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”

“WHAT?!”

“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”

“I NEED THEM”

“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”

“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”

“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”

“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”

“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”

I’M LITERALLY CRYING.

AHA ASDFGHJKL

(Source: nomadichead)

Post by nomadichead (via paigeworld)
January 6, 2013 at 7:22 PM | Post Permalink | 205,919 notes

#omg #aha #amusing

This really happened

(Source: ray-bug)

Post by ray-bug (via sirhughlaurie)
December 22, 2012 at 12:40 AM | Post Permalink | 132,589 notes

#omfg #crying #himym #omg #Ted Mosby

“I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.

omg omg this is so cute

(Source: durianseeds)

Post by durianseeds (via dracmort)
December 1, 2012 at 8:33 PM | Post Permalink | 199,674 notes

#why am i tearing up #omg

Post by debilitating-deactivated2012090 (via paigeworld)
September 15, 2012 at 6:26 PM | Post Permalink | 14,511 notes

#arc #omg #please #... #): #</3

rocktheredsioux:

sweet jesus

(Source: toptumbles)

Post by toptumbles (via alessoninromantics-)
September 12, 2012 at 8:42 PM | Post Permalink | 142,480 notes

#food #want #omg

penispolice:

i would buy this.

KISS!

CUDDLE!

DRY HUMP!

(Source: hindu-kitty)

Post by hindu-kitty (via paigeworld)
September 10, 2012 at 7:24 PM | Post Permalink | 7,824 notes

#omg #want

itcantbekat:

pascaldupwhee:

oppositeof-art:

my cousin adam got married over the weekend.

it just so happened to be the day of the naked bike race.

this is the product.

perfection. that is the only way to describe it.

…why does this not have more notes

OH MY GOD. YESSSS

Post by oppositeof-art-deactivated20120 (via hungarianrebellion-deactivated2)
September 8, 2012 at 11:18 PM | Post Permalink | 18,120 notes

#amusing #omg

iarraidh-ar-na-sleibhte:

me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore

except for you— i’ll always want to do you ;)

(Source: slutlinski)

Post by slutlinski (via iarraidh-ar-na-sleibhte)
August 27, 2012 at 10:30 PM | Post Permalink | 147,725 notes

#me #arc #omg i'm flirting with you via my tumblr #you don't even read my tumblr #omg

psychicbloodbending:

almost all of my friends and family’s birthdays are in september (mine, too).

people need to stop getting knocked up on christmas or new years because september babies are way too over populated

Post by ohtarantino (via ohtarantino)
August 27, 2012 at 7:28 PM | Post Permalink | 5 notes

#omg #accurate

today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang

(Source: catsinbutter)

Post by catsinbutter (via paigeworld)
August 26, 2012 at 9:25 PM | Post Permalink | 205,514 notes

#omg #amusing

PARTY AT MY PLACE

i’ve got the alcohol covered

i’ll bring some soda

ill bring the drugs

I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

i got the pot..

I’ll be taping the whole thing