How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
“WHAT” “WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES” “WHAT” “WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.” “I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.” “WHAT?!” “WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.” “I NEED THEM” “UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS” “BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED” “MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.” “YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE” “I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
I’M LITERALLY CRYING.
This really happened
I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.
omg omg this is so cute
i would buy this.
my cousin adam got married over the weekend.
it just so happened to be the day of the naked bike race.
this is the product.
perfection. that is the only way to describe it.
…why does this not have more notes
OH MY GOD. YESSSS
iarraidh-ar-na-sleibhte: me halfway through anything: i dont want to do this anymore
except for you— i’ll always want to do you ;)
almost all of my friends and family’s birthdays are in september (mine, too).
people need to stop getting knocked up on christmas or new years because september babies are way too over populated
today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
i got the pot..
I’ll be taping the whole thing
Tumblr: The Musical with Hank Green!!!!!!